This Couple got Married by Me dressed as Darth Vader
For you Star Wars nerds Here is a Darkside weddings I performed three years ago.
There are some great pictures of their deco.
Also this was the content of the ceremony.
Today I’m doing a wedding as Darth Vader. Here is the ceremony that I wrote. Tell me what you think.
Hello Sith Lords, Clones, Counts, bounty hunters, Jedi’s and Rebel Scum.
Today we have a great honor to celebrate the coming together of Evelyn from the the De Alba System and Joey from Planet Murillo
Today they form a bond with one another was forged through the dark side and strengthened by it so that their efforts together could be stronger than the efforts of any two other Siths.
This relationship began long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
If any planetary scum can think of a feeble reason why these two powerful warriors should not be joined, speak now and be summarily executed by the death star.
We are assembled here today in the presence of love but also the Dark Side.
Today we join Evelyn and Joey in galactic marriage, which is honored by the Republic Council, regulated by decrees, sanctioned by the Imperial Senate and Darth Sidious, and to be held in honor among all members of the Empire.
Let us therefore judiciously remember that Palpatine has established and ordained marriage, for the extending of its force and the crushing of its enemies.
Now BOBA FET has asserted that a husband shall forsake his forebears (or eliminate them completely) and Rule his universe. But Like the beautiful Amidala she is the beauty in the relationship and should be revered.
Those who enter into this agreement to cherish a mutual esteem and love, to bear each other’s infirmities and weaknesses (unless doing so results in defeat); to comfort each other in sickness, trouble, sorrow, and galactic rebellion; in honesty and industry provide for each other; to encourage each other in things which pertain to the dark side; and to live together as heirs to the full domination of the galaxy with the imperial troops. But your love will save the empire and keep it from the Jedi
Vows
JOEY
My Queen, may the Dark side be with us as we travel through the galaxy of life. I pledge to never turn to the force but stand forever in the illumination of our love. I vow to fight the jedi and I invite you take your place at my side as we rule the galaxy. Together we can withstand anything, even the Yoda, Obiwan even my crazt son Luke. Come with me and we will make this world and the others around it ours. I’ll take part in any clone war you want and pledge my life and love to you, Princess. Take my hand and stand with me for light and justice throughout our lives.
EVELYN
My Sith, my love, I take your hand and accept your pledge. May the dark side be strong with us all the days of our lives. Like Asajj Ventress you will fight for what you believe in. I sense it. Remain a Temptress and I will stand by you. No matter what world we crash land on, I know that you will take good care of us. No matter what happened in the past, I know you are brave, intelligent and I love you. Together we can stand against injustice wherever we find it and bring freedom to our world.I pledge to you my love and my companionship as long as I live.
Their Vows
I DOS
Exchanging of the Rings
Count Dooku forged these these rings with your power which you have set apart to be visible signs of the inward and powerful bond which unites their hearts. As they give and receive these rings, may they testify to the galaxy of the covenant made between them here.
I give you this Sith symbol of love. To have and to hold in sickness and health to obtain the riches of the galaxy . By the joining of the two rings together we can defeat all our challenges and the rebellion together.
Search your feelings; you know it to be true. You are entering into an accord as life partners on the Dark Side of the force. The quality of your marriage will reflect what you put into nurturing this relationship and how loyal you are to each other opposing force. You have the opportunity to go forward from this day to create a faithful, kind, tender, strict, and loving relationship. The galaxy gives you its full blessing today. It is up to you to keep this flowing each and every day of your lives together. We command for you the wisdom, compassion, and constancy to create a peaceful sanctuary in which you can both grow in love.
Potion ceremony
Wed prayer
By the power vested in my by the REPUBLIC council I now pronounce you Husband and wife
