Explanation of our Pricing
Okay, let’s talk about why your officiant budget. It matters more than you think. We need to have a chat about that.
The Alternatives Are… Yikes
Option 1: County Clerk Office
Efficient? Yes. Romantic? It is about as romantic as getting your driver’s license renewed. They literally read the same script to everyone. *Everyone.*
Option 2: Your Bestie Gets “Ordained” Online Look, we love that your college roommate or Uncle Fred wants to support you, but watching them fumble through a ceremony they Googled 20 minutes before is not the vibe. Plus, what if they mess up signing your marriage license? That’s a whole legal nightmare you don’t need.
Option 3: Bargain Basement “Officiants” These are the people who think ChatGPT can write your whole ceremony and deliver it with the energy of watching paint dry. Your guests will be checking their phones. Not cute.
What You’re Actually Getting For Your choice of a Great Officiant
We Actually Get You: We’re not just plugging your names into a template. We want to know your inside jokes, how you met, what makes your relationship *yours*. Think of it as couples therapy, but fun and for a good cause.
Custom Content That Hits Different: We spend hours crafting something that sounds like you, not like we raided a Pinterest board of generic wedding quotes. Your guests should be crying happy tears, not cringing.
Stress-Free Energy: While you’re worried about literally everything else (did the flowers arrive? is Aunt Karen going to behave?), your ceremony is the one thing that’s completely handled. We show up prepared, professional, and ready to make magic happen.
Main Character Energy: This is YOUR moment. We make sure the ceremony feels authentic to you two – whether you want Shakespeare vibes, casual backyard feels, or something totally unique that screams “us.”
Legal Stuff Handled: Marriage license filed correctly, no bureaucratic drama later. Because nobody has time for “are we actually married?” anxiety.
The Reality Check
We get it – weddings are expensive AF. But here’s the thing: your ceremony is literally the reason everyone is there. It’s the moment that matters most, and it deserves to feel as special as your relationship actually is.
Think about it – you’ll spend more on your bar tab than your officiant, but which one will you actually remember in 20 years? The ceremony where you ugly-cried happy tears, or the open bar?
We’re not trying to break your budget, but we’re also not apologizing for knowing our worth. When photographers tell us they love working with us because couples look genuinely happy and relaxed, when venue coordinators specifically request us because we make their job easier, when your wedding party is still talking about your ceremony months later – that’s not an accident.
The Bottom Line
You could go the cheap route and cross your fingers that it works out. You can always do it over right? OR you could invest in professionals who’ve literally perfected the art of making your “I do” moment unforgettable.
Your wedding photos are forever. Your ceremony videos will be watched by your future kids. Make sure they’re watching something that actually captures how amazing your love story is.
Ready to make some magic? Let’s chat!